Sex On The Beach

Discussion in 'Your Front Porch' started by Vicki, May 5, 2015.

  1. Vicki

    Vicki Guest

    So what do ya think:

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/sex-on-the-beach#.drmW1EnDg
     
  2. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    I thought this was going to be about the drink of the same name or shots of the same name.
    YUMMY

    This goes beyond what is acceptable for public behavior, however, the sentence for a first time offender is quite severe.
     
  3. Geez! In front of children?


    I hope to have sex on the beach someday. Hopefully I can scratch that one off my bucket list. But I don't want anyone seeing. 4 eyes only :)
     
  4. BumbleBea

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    Some drug charges carry lesser sentences.

    Fair, that's what piers or boardwalks are for!
     
  5. MikeB

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    They most definitely deserve some punishment, but not the "full boat".

    Poking on a beach in full daylight, and with kids running around is just
    not cool..period. Those two need to be publicly shamed and made to
    understand that there are some things ya just don't do.

    Fair2..be sure ya being a good blanket...sand is not your friend when
    it invades private spaces...and no, I won't share how I happen to
    know that information. :)
     
  6. MikeB

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    Just realized that there is no "edit" feature. Wonder why?

    That's BRING a good blanket.
     
  7. Bulldogs

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    I don't ever have to worry about this happening to me.

    The last piece of ass I got was when my finger went through the toilet paper.

    The only thing I get on the beach is a sunbûrn!!!
     
  8. BumbleBea

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    You need to drive through again on your next trip.

    You need an education!
     
  9. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    Sweet

    I'll book it tonight as long as you make that delicious pasta I like
     
  10. BumbleBea

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    You got it!
    Any other requests?
     
  11. BumbleBea

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    We are talking about sex on the beach, right?

    LOL!
     
  12. Vicki

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmGbifOOOlU
     
  13. Vicki

    Vicki Guest

    Ditto :eek:
     
  14. BumbleBea

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    That was awesome!!

    You find the best stuff!

    Gimme more!
     

  15. Maybe I'll just stand. :) maybe bend over, count my toes.
     
  16. BumbleBea

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    LMAO!!!

    (I'm picturing that one!)
     
  17. Lulu

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    Wow I agree they were way out of line having sex on a public beach while children were around but a possible 15 year sentence and having to register as sex offenders sounds a little harsh to me especially for the girlfriend who had no prior criminal record. I don't think they should get a mere slap on the wrist but this seems like a bit of overkill to me.

    Just my ever so humble opinion of course. :D
     

  18. Me too :)
     
  19. solari

    solari MM.org Janitor Staff Member

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    I dunno, blankets don't always work, esp. when you're in the heat of the moment and sand gets everywhere somehow. Ouch.
     
  20. BumbleBea

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    That's why standing up against a pier is probably your best choice. ;)
     

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