That's not a _____!

That's not miles, it just looks like it cause it's under a magnifying glass!

 

its not under a magnifying glass... its under a microscope

 

I would say OUCH, but a microscope??

That's not a microscope, it's a penile enhancement machine.

 

That's not an enhancement machine its a deflated condum

 

That's not a comdom, it's a balloon.

 

that's not a balloon its a pump

 

That's not an engine, it's the energizer bunny.

 

Its not the energizer bunny its a porn star

 

That's not a porn star, that's Karen working the video!!

 

that's not ****** its Bea drooling

 

That's not me drooling, it's Karen and BD!

 

That's not Karen and BD its Bea on a merry go round.

 

That's not me on a merry go around, it's Karen dancing in circles.

 

Lawd I can't dance in circles I would puke LOL

That's not Karen dancing in circles its BD running from his boys

 

That's not BD running from his boys, it's Karen hiding from her kids!

 

lol that's not Karen hiding from her kids its Karen hiding from her mother

 

LMAO!!

That's not Karen hiding from her mother, she's hiding from the Wicked Witch of the West!!

 

She lives in the east... but that is a good one!

That isn't me hiding from the wicked witch of the east that is Fair belly dancing