The other day I bought a few clappers and put them in the upstairs rooms. Well well well Mommy got up last night to check on the kids as she does every night and as she took her first from the bedroom I clapped really loud and the whole upstairs lit up. She stopped in her tracks and screamed somebody was robbing us. She ran back in the bedroom yelling call the police, kids woke up screaming and crying. Maybe I should have told her about the Clapper, I was trying to light her way not give her a heart attack.
I got a story about that too, I thought it was Valium and swallowed it before my kids play at school. Thank God I was not the guest and motivational speaker that night.