Two Truths and a Lie

Yep, my space?

I forget everything when the grands are here, in a good way!
The dog and kids play tag and fetch
The kids always take a nap

 

Lie - yeast infection

I like pretty people
I have a UTI
I like big subs

 

Bones

I didn't drink any alcohol today
I had too much to drink today
I just started drinking now

 

Too much!! Gotcha
Vacation

Kitty is sleeping next to me
Daughter is sleeping next to me
Dog is sleeping next to me

 

Daughter?

kitty is waiting to play fetch
two teens are up watching a movie
I have nothing to do today

 

Nope, dog

Nothing to do today?

I'm stressed
I'm tired
I'm happy to see Karen

 

Hearing aid

Today I let go and enjoyed myself
Today I was still,tired
Today I forgot half of what I was supposed to get

 

5th beer!

I threw together a great dinner
I heated up left overs
I ordered pizza

 

Monkeys? ;D

People think I'm younger than I am.
People think I'm older than I am.
People people think I'm a sexy mama.

 

Sex--8 times, unless you used the shower head I sent you! LMAO!

I'm a happy person.
I collect art.
I have so much stuff that I can never find anything.

 

No, art

There's no way in jell you're a 16, don't forget I've seen you, DUH!! LMAO!
But DEPENDS, really??

Tell me...are you using photoshop? Don't make me google your avatar!!! LOL

I have a garden.
I have a fairy garden
I only garden flowers