Two Truths and a Lie

Discussion in 'Your Front Porch' started by Bittersweetvenom, May 27, 2014.

  1. DL Bach

    DL Bach Member

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    You did not steal anything.

    I am a pretty good writer/poet.
    I am an only child.
    Blue is my favorite color.
     
  2. DL Bach

    DL Bach Member

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    I'm not wanted here.
    I am an idiot.
    I am the queen of England.

    Thought I'd make it easier for y'all. Now you can continue to play and I will never again interrupt.
     
  3. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Screwball! You're NOT interrupting!!

    I know you're not the Queen of England.
    I know you're not an idiot.
    I know you are welcome here.

    (If someone said otherwise, let me know")
     
  4. I am toeless
    I love hiking
    I love fishing
     
  5. Remember 1 lie :)
     
  6. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Toeless, I've seen your bare feet. That was too easy!

    I saved a puppy from a life of breeding
    I paid a small fortune for a pup because she's the rarest of her breed
    I have never gotten a shelter animal
     
  7. Shelter


    Raining here
    Snowing
    I change my own oil
     
  8. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    No, I have 2 shelter animals.
    I saved my puppy from a life of breeding. Not that there's anything wrong with that if you're a good breeder, but she's got a much happier life with me. We have a "connection" already. She's my white wolf, lol.

    Raining?

    I lie all the time
    I stand in the storms
    I am one with the elements
     
  9. Snowing is the lie :)


    Lie


    School starts here tomorrow
    You rock
    I adopted all 16 of my cats
     
  10. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Right

    School?

    Today I wore a short dress, commando, and bent over and everyone saw my butt.
    Today I bent over and my boobs popped out.
    Today I went commando and my neighbors saw my goodies when I sat down.
     
  11. 16 cats I don't have


    Butt?


    I have my pj's on now
    I forgot to wear panties today
    Another pig is added to the farm
     
  12. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Goodies, LOL

    Pj's-you're by the pool

    I rested all day like I was supposed to
    I spent another day running in and out
    I spent the day puppy training
     
  13. Rested

    I'm going on a 3 day hike
    I have so much to look forward to
    I enjoy the outdoors
     
  14. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    You know me too well. These are getting harder!

    3-day hike, the others are true.

    Last night I laughed so hard I peed
    Last night I drank for the first time in weeks
    Last night I went to bed saying fuck the mess, I'll do it tomorrow
     
  15. Drinks


    Sunday was my birthday
    I skipped a grade in high school
    Next Sunday is my birthday
     
  16. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    LOL, are you kidding me? It was the mess!

    Next Sunday is your birthday.

    While at the mall today, I helped a woman to her car with her bags.
    While grocery shopping today I helped an elderly woman unpack her cart.
    While pulling out of a parking place at the drug store, I tapped another car and just drove away.

    Have fun with that one!
     
  17. Nope

    Unpack her bags?

    Today I slept in til 12:00
    My horse is going to be ok, after his checkup
    I love farm life
     
  18. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Slept til 12:00 since you posted earlier than that.

    Huh? Which one?
     
  19. Unpack her cart?
     
  20. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Tapped a car

    Today I bought a stone.
    Today I bought a crystal ball.
    Today I bought a dream catcher.

    If it wasn't your birthday, which was it?
     

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