Two Truths and a Lie

Awwwww!

I spend no time on FB
I like to keep in touch with relatives far away on FB
I really enjoy being a part of a band

 

I drink wine every night
I sleep with only one piece of clothing
I have dental floss in every room of my house

 

I like sleepy time tea
I use baby lotion
I don't use baby powder

 

I have been close to a hurricane
I have made mud pies
I wear five bracelets

 

I own and operate my own company
Louie Anderson knocked me to the floor at a Vegas casino
I did a little short track auto racing when I was younger

 

I was prom queen
I have a tiara
I once worked in a butcher shop

 

I had naked pics of me
I don't like intimacy
I like to drink

 

I like to eat junk
I don't watch a lot of TV
I'm addicted to chocolate

 

LOL!

I have boobs some people pay for
I show them off
I'm addicted to sex

 

I'm a slow learner
I felt lost for two years
I wear short skirts

 

Night chick, I had fun!

 

I'm sunburned
I can't eat today
I got a call from a friend in Australia.