Two Truths and a Lie

Discussion in 'Your Front Porch' started by Bittersweetvenom, May 27, 2014.

  1. Beer? I have. Their super cute.

    My son is in Iowa for two weeks
    My daughter is still up playing
    My phone has landed in the commode 5 times
     
  2. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Daughter still up?

    I love to dress up
    I don't know how to put on fake eyelashes
    I like wearing pantyhose
     
  3. Nope. My phone

    eyelashes?

    I have fake boobs
    I do my own nails
    I tan easy
     
  4. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Nope, pantyhose.

    Fake boobs, no you don't.

    I like horror movies
    I like fantasy movies
    I like porn
     
  5. porn?

    I have watched porn
    I was in two porn films
    My drivers license run out in 2017
     
  6. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Yes

    You were not in porn movies

    I always try to see the bright side
    I'm very compassionate
    I don't care how I look
     
  7. bright side?

    I'm ugly, it's all Photoshop
    I left behind a family tree in Iowa
    I went through two clutches while learning to drive a stick
     
  8. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    No, how I look.

    Two clutches?

    I have hairy legs
    I wear colored contacts
    My hair needs to be cut
     
  9. hairy legs?

    I have long toe nails
    I was once a queen
    I like poker
     
  10. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Yep

    Queen seems too obvious, but Queen.

    I'm a 36 DD
    I was once a cheerleader
    I coached Little League
     
  11. DD?

    I am always early
    I have always canceled my doc apps
    I had a C with my daughter
     
  12. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    No, cheerleader
    Doc appts?

    I'm so tired I can't think straight
    I'm watching a movie I saw before
    I never forget anything
     
  13. Forget?

    I never watch the same movie twice
    I love beans
    I love fried potato cakes
     
  14. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Yep
    Potato cakes?

    I like to cook
    I like to clean
    I like to bake
     
  15. Yep

    clean?

    I like my Mothers cooking better than mine
    I use to make mud pies
    This game sucks
     
  16. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Yep
    Mud pies?

    I believe in horoscopes
    I don't like photographs
    I don't like FB
     
  17. Nope, sucks

    photographs?

    I once owned a photo frame shop
    I love marco
    I love sleeping alone
     
  18. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Nope, horoscopes
    Sleeping alone

    This game doesn't suck, you created it!
    This game sucks when you're not thinking clearly
    The word games are harder
     
  19. Clearly?

    Today was a good day for me
    I'm so hot
    Today is my anniversary
     
  20. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Hot?

    I stayed up too late last night
    I woke up too early today
    I walked home from dropping off car to be repaired
     

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