What are you doing right now?......

Thinking Dark thoughts

 

Sent you pm, may call in a bit.

 

Trying to convince the beautiful bartender I have had enough to drink but she is not listening and keeps making me frozen margaritas with salt, my wife is not happy right now so I better go to our table and order my favorite chicken burrito with rice and refried beans!!

Have a great night everybody.

 

Thinking about how pissed your wife is going to be and the names you will be called tonight.

 

You're the best friend ever!!

Right now I'm laying limp in bed.

 

How did that work out for you?

Did you get to ride today?

 

I love the way Play-Doh smells, my grandsons-9&11 claim to be too big to play with it anymore.

Just got out of Target. They mostly had crap but I needed some essentials for my son. Killed time while waiting for my daughter.

 

I'm really tired today. Don't know if it's allergies, the headache, or the antibiotics I'm on.

Who cares, life goes on!

Just chilling, taking a lazy day.

 

Getting ready for soccer practice @ 5:00, it ain't easy for a 45 year old man with a laby to chase 9-10 year kids around a soccer field for 90 minutes but it does keep me in shape and I get to flirt with all the young sexy 30 something soccer moms watching.

I love it when they call me Coach Joe!!

 

I am alone in my room with the door locked.

Don't want to talk to them. Tired of being everybody's doormat.
Not suckin it up, don't wanna walk it off. Just feel like being pissed off.

 

Knock knock can I come in? I gotta tell you a secret!

Every now and then it's ok to just say f$&k it, even to those you love.

 

YOU would be welcome.

Yep, we all have those days.