What are you listening to?

Increase the number of non-mask wearing primates who either a) sneeze or cough over, &/or b) bruise all, like all the avocados by applying far too much force while pressure testing them with their uncalibrated & clumsy, SARS-CoV-2, non-gloved paws.

If you were to do this & subsequently tie me to a tree with German piano wire, staple my eyelids to my oversized forehead, & force me to huff deep 72 rancid hours of Ben Lee music videos whilst you chant my name & dance upon a bloody heath under the cold, grey light of a full moon, then, & only then may you wield the potential ability of summoning my aberrance.

Emphasis "potential ability", as I am mighty.

 

*is laughing

 

~ A Tribute to Ellen Ripley - Sam Tinnesz - Legends Are Made ~

 

~ Stereophonics - Mr. Writer ~

 

~ Portishead - Seven Months ~

 

Dear Goddess, just look at the size of this lute!

 

~ Clams Casino - All I Need ~

 

~ Marvin Matyka - No Sweat ft. Eikona ~

 

~ Oasis - Fade In-Out ~

 

~ Powderfinger - My Kind Of Scene ~

 

~ Fiona Apple - Shadowboxer ~

 

~ At the Drive-In - One Arm Scissor ~

 

Okay okay, you win.

To make amends, below I present deep, soothing choir music that you're likely to enjoy & appreciate when unable to fall sleep.

~ A Thousand Martyrs - Sequence: O Ecclesia ~

 

~ Garbage - The Trick Is To Keep Breathing ~

 

~ The PsychoDelics Trips - Future Over The Earth ~