What have you learned today?

Hey fair that is the truth,how are you?

 

Doing real good here been off work today so I went to family had hung out,had a cook out and it was delicious,

 

She said it not melol

 

I thought the same thinglol ,

 

Some people just try to hard,

 

What a terrible picture of that pet,poor baby,

 

How good it feels to be appropriated all this OT,

 

That not ALL the brooms are on aisle 15, as the Lowe's manager directed me. Which would have caused me to walk halfway across the store pushing a cart with a shoddy wheel. In actuality there was a box full of brooms about 15 feet from us in the next aisle by the hedge trimmers.

 

That gas stations shouldn't put your car wash code on your regular receipt because you may throw it away on the way to your car. This has happened to me many times. I'd like to take this opportunity to address all the CEO's of the major oil companies who may be reading this:

Please start printing the car wash code on a separate, and different colored, receipt.

 

That almost everyone here is from Canada. It's kind of freaking me out.