I suck at it as well. It is a very difficult game after having a few drinks. I do love ping pong though. Today I learned that maybe it would be best for my youngest to to join a union and be a master plumber, electrician or HVAC technician after he told me he hates school and wants to drop out. He only likes lunch, PE and Recess. He is in 2nd grade. Under my breath I was saying to myself awesome!!! You just saved my about half a million dollars.