Ok, you can tell them the truth if you want beautiul but don't show them our pictures, those are personal.
I met my wife at a 20,000 employee's electronics company in Anaheim,California.That was 43 years ago.Amy,my lovely successful daughter and I survive.
Why waste all that money, time and energy going to the mansion, the magazine is like 4.99 and you can date them all or at least a different one each month. Just make sure the bedroom door is locked so nobody catches you cheating. Lol
I need to move to a place like Florida or California because I have run out of women to sleep with in the neighborhood and my wife is getting smarter about my ways as she gets older. For years she had her head in the sand but not anymore. I don't even want to mention she weighed in at 317 lbs this morning. Can't take it anymore.
Wow, I'm 163 and I'm disgusted with myself never mind anyone else. Hubby asked me today if those rolls were for sale. Idiot!
Bad hubby Tell him those rolls are being put on lay a way for bulldogs. A good roll is something to savor, especially after one of your speciality pasta dinners. Hubby, get with the program
I met my husband while I was in college, he was the assistant director of the student center and he interviewed me for a part time job there making and selling pizza to the students. What I didn't know at the time was after my interview he told his assistant, "Did you see that girl I just interviewed? I am going to marry her."